your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
