I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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