used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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