i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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