just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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