I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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