My hand turned me down
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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