Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
im holly from the hills drunk
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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