I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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