I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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