She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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