it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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