I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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