What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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