Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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