At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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