yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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