I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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