I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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