Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Enjoy the penises
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