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she started talking about my kids

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was she topless?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag

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I need new friends

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(519): View more from Ontario

You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings

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(512): View more from Texas

he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"

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(317): View more from Indiana

I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.

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(970): View more from Colorado

going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.

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