and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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