Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
NoShamevember. You game?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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