So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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