No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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