Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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