i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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