Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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