Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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