is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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