Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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