Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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