Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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