In the future we'll all be gay
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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