They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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