It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I would ride that face into the sunset
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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