he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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