My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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