is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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