On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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