Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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