She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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