so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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