Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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