If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
your like the ambassador to my penis.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
