All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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