id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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