how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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