Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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