would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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