Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
do herpes really smell.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Randomize
