There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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