Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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