Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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